I think you should go and apologize to it.Ĥ0+ Good Roasts: Roasts are best when done among close friends always pulling the leg of a good friend turns out to be quite soothing.

Somewhere out there, there’s a tree working very hard to produce oxygen so that you can breathe.

If I threw a stick, you’d leave, right?.

Your family tree must be a cactus ‘cause you’re all a bunch of pricks.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.

Everyone’s entitled to act stupid once in a while, but you really abuse the privilege.

I’d slap you but I don’t want to make your face look any better.

Isn’t there a bullet somewhere you could be jumping in front of?.

You’re not stupid! You just have bad luck when you’re thinking.

If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.

Where’d you get your clothes, girl, American Apparently Not?.

You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.

If you’re going to act like a turd, go lay on the yard.

Everyone touches you, but nobody wants you.

You’re like the end pieces of a loaf of bread.

You see that door? I want you on the other side of it.

Please just tell me you don’t plan to home-school your kids.

Jesus might love you, but everyone else definitely thinks you’re an idiot.

Do your parents even realize they’re living proof that two wrongs don’t make a right?.

Too bad you can’t Photoshop your ugly personality.

Don’t you get tired of putting makeup on your two faces every morning?.

Stupidity isn’t a crime, so you’re free to go.

How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?

I love what you’ve done with your hair.

You are so full of shit, the toilet’s jealous.

You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.

I’ll never forget the first time we met.

I will ignore you so hard you will start doubting your existence.

You look like something that came out of a slow cooker.

It’s kind of hilarious watching you try to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence.

If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I’d fart.

I don’t know what your problem is, but I’m guessing it’s hard to pronounce.

You should really come with a warning label.

The people who tolerate you on a daily basis are the real heroes.

Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?.

I’d give you a nasty look but you’ve already got one.

I may love to shop but I will never buy your bull.

You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.

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